I Need a Clone or There is Just Too Much Good Music on Spotify

These last two months have been hell on my social networking.  The people I work for have these arbitrary things they want me to do that involves me working for them and them paying me in return. Seeing as how the bitcoin phenomenon has yet to take hold in my personal currency exchange circles, I am forced to slave for the man.  That being said, as the admin of an awesome facebook page, a part time admin of another awesome facebook page, and the authority on all things politically incorrect, my time is spent being busy.  Sure, I could turn off facebook and quit browsing through the Top 100 Disco Hits of the '70s and '80s, but why?  There is nothing better than a little "White Line" while trying to belt out 4 hours of work in the remaining 30 minutes of my day that I didn't manage to waste due to my need to hear that song that goes "ooohhh ohhhw hooohh  ahhhh" YES! That one!  See, I had to bing the lyrics, then figure out which lyrics were correct, then go to wikipedia to figure out if that was the right year, then see if spotify even has it (which it probably does).  But for the record: Spotify does NOT have funny Hawaiin songs that you can share with your friend who is going to vacation in Hawaii WITHOUT you.  Now I have to go, I'm trying to figure out who sings that song that goes "Ammmmm  mmmmhhhmmm  aa  aaa  aaaaaa  aaaahhh"