Behind the meme

This one is actually a two-fer.  First the image:  I was over on 4chan, where I almost never hang out, and was interested in this one thread on some random site.  This guy up here just comes out of left field with the biggest jack wagon comment you can imagine, trying to insult everyone on the page. What a douche.  Plus, he kinda looks like one.  Which got me to wondering what he was doing when no one else was looking.  So I "borrowed" his profile pic and voila!  An entire set of Makes Sure No One's Watching was hatched.  This particular image mentions Ryan Seacrest, which is the second part of the two-fer.  I have a personal FaceBook page where my IRL friends and me hang out. One day I mentioned something about being sick and tired of hearing about Ryan Seacrest and I didn't really care what he had for breakfast.  Well, two of my sadistic friends and I now have a running joke about Ryan Seacrest.  We will put his image on the other's wall, or use his name in strange posts.  It's terrible and not funny, I know.  But we laugh. A lot.  So go check out the whole Makes Sure No One's Watching album, and feel free to toss me some more ideas.

I'm always rewriting songs in my head. It all started back in the early 90s when I was kinda dating this guy. Him and his best friend were always changing the words to song and they were hilarious!  The central theme with them was to change them to some sort of sexual meaning, but guys are guys, so whatever.  Now I will get the idea for a lyric change in the weirdest places.  My daughter has been singing this Justin Bieber song "Boyfriend" for about FOREVER now, so I know the words whether I want to or not.  In the shower I found myself humming this song and thought "UGH! I'm a victim of this song!"  Then the words fell right into place.  Hope you enjoyed this, cuz it totally cracked my shit up.

I just love Rayman Raving Rabbids on the Wii.  Me and my daughter played it last night and I thought I would browse around and see what pics they had of the rabbids.  This little guy is so cute, so playful, so utterly evil.  I love him.  So while he wants to give you a cupcake, he really wants you to DIE!  Which I wish a lot of fucking people would do.  Shut up and eat the damn cupcake, just go somewhere else and do it because I don't want your body pieces in my hair.